dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

(via exceedinglyawkward)

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr, via breakeverytaboountilitbreaksdown)

tall:

what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him

(via bitsymargaret)

camiekahle:

doctorpsycho:

gurotesquegirl:

LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE

we’ve just figured out what’s wrong with Tumblr

(Source: lambhoof, via meganasaurus)

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

(via haileybookky)